Today’s Pattern story (and Sale)

“Random Bride,” America’s preferred faux-relationship truth show, shook the dice when once again in its spectacular season finale, marrying ALL the contestants to guy plucked from a random casting phone call held earlier this year in the Silver Lake Starbucks.

Contestants had earlier been told that they would be contending for a dream wedding event package, including a “mystery groom.”

“This method we’re ALL winners,” declared Claire Deloon, the fan preferred as well as season-long front runner. “Except for the women not getting endorsement deals, of course.”

“All the brides were so radiant, so toned, so downright obsessive about the details, that we believed it would be a pity not to marry them all off,” stated executive producer Larry Lumpen.

After the multiple-couple ceremony, the newly-married couples celebrated in a reception on the soundstage. Their honeymoons are likewise being taken jointly, as well as will be filmed for a future “Random Bride: After the Cake” special. (Airdate TBD.)

Next season, the producers are planning to introduce “Random Bride: sphere as well as Chain,” where three lucky women will have the weddings of their dreams … to guy serving life sentences in maximum-security prisons.

[Writing this I can’t believe exactly how downright plausible everything seems … sanctity of marriage my foot. as well as yes, I’m taking a look at you, Maine!]

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